splinteredstar | Pro-Wrestling Amusement

I like pro-wrestling.

I feel like this should be the start of some sort of addict's support group, except I'm not quite an addict. Still, may as well start this right.

Hello. I'm Splintered Star, and I watch pro-wrestling.

I know it's fake.

I know it uses women as wank-fodder at best, harpies at worst.

I know it often uses crossdressing and homosexuality as gags, and bad ones.

I know it is infantile, violent, stupid and is one of the most immature things on T.V.

However.

Sometimes, it's worth it.

Sometimes it manages to make me cry. Rick Flair, have fun in retirement. You deserve it, you crazy bastard.

Sometimes, I am awed with the athletics performed.

And sometimes, just sometimes, it does what it tries to do, and makes me fall out of my chair laughing.

Ladies and Gents, I present to you,

www.youtube.com/watch

Interviews with the Ultimate Warrior, the most wtf thing that wrestling has produced, and one of the funniest. I dare you to try and make sense of this man.

I DARE you.

God, it's been months since I've giggled this damn much. It's crack at its very best, and sheer insanity like no other.

I'm Splintered Star, and I watch pro-wrestling.

And this is why.

Thank you for your support, and good night.

S