random memelike thing

[splinteredstar]

so. a thing. because i have a day off for the first time in a week and a half. 

give me a character and i'll give you headcanon. sound good? 

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efe is king of everything except his wife

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He figured it out before either of Those Idiots did.

He'll tell them, someday. At their wedding, maybe.

He has *plans* for that wedding.

His wife is beautiful and sharp-edged and puts up with no bullshit, responding to his teasing with a flat stare or a smack.

But sometimes when he's aimed at someone else, she'll listen and nod and slowly start to smirk and her eyes will gleam and he'll think - oh yes, that's why I fell in love with her.

-and then sometime she'll get him when he's not expecting it and he'll end up flat on his ass and covered in glitter - and she'll put her camera away and leave with a smirk and he'll think, smiling, and *that's* why I married her.

Cannonballs. At every chance.

He knows Cem has a crush. (Boy's kind of obvious.)

He wonders how long it'll take for someone to comment on the gay porn he keeps leaving around.

Hmm. Maybe he should leave sticky notes saying "THIS IS A HINT." on them.

He and Ozgur tussled at first over Those Idiots, because Ozgur is all responsible and shit and didn't understand - but then Efe sat him down and pointed at them. They watched as Those Idiots stared at each other's lips for about a half hour without either of them noticing. Ozgur blinked. "I told you they deserve it." "...yes."