Crossover glee!

[splinteredstar]

Meme gleefuly stolen from speaky_bean!


You, the reading list, give me two characters you know I'm familiar
with from different fandoms, and I'll give you a dialogue between them,
without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds
clashed, or how they could even meet each other -- just a silly
crossover conversation for fun with no backstory


Crossover away! And multiple requests are fine.

Comments

[diluted-thought.livejournal.com]

1. Yağmur and Arshad (my-life-is-a-dark-room!Yamyam or I-look-sexy-with this cigarette-in-my-mouth!Yamyam, either one, take your pick)
2. Merryweather and Lizzie

Emoboys confuse Arshad.

[starsplinter.livejournal.com]

"Hi there, sugar."

"....I'm straight."

"...shit, are you a guy? Damn, you fucking emo kids..."

*dour look* "Yes. There are girls over there, since you apparently can't tell."

*snort* "Your fault for being so damned girly. And I've already bought you a drink, so suck it up."

*stares at it, then turns away* "No thanks."

"Bitch."

"Whore."

"...if you're not gonna drink that..."

"Go for it. Drunken whore."

"Pff." *downs it* "'m Arshad, by the way. You?"

"Yagmur. I'm in the band."

"Cool. The one with the really perky lead?"

"Heh. Yeah." Yagmur watches Ferman talk with fans across the room.

"'s he always like that? What's he on?"

"Mostly, and nothing as far as I know."

"Damn." Arshad watches Yagmur smile as he watches Ferman. "...thought you said you were straight."

A glare. "Go throw up in a ditch."

"Fine. I can see where I'm not wanted... bitch."

These two are hard.

[starsplinter.livejournal.com]

"Hello! Your dress is so pretty!"

"...thank you. Yours is as well, miss...?"

"Oh, I'm sorry! I'm Elizabeth. And you are?"

"Merryweather. My brother is hosting this party."

"Oh, really? That's marvelous! He is quite handsome... but not as much as my fiance." A smile.

"The earl, yes? He is... cute. My brother likes him." Or just his butler, she doesn't say.

"Come with me, I'll introduce you!" She grabs Merry's arm - Merry pulls back. "Hmm?"

"...nothing, I'm sorry. I just, um, need to find my brother..."

"It's okay. The earl isn't as scary as people say. And they're probably talking, anyway."

"...okay."