Crossover glee!

[splinteredstar]

Meme gleefuly stolen from speaky_bean!


You, the reading list, give me two characters you know I'm familiar
with from different fandoms, and I'll give you a dialogue between them,
without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds
clashed, or how they could even meet each other -- just a silly
crossover conversation for fun with no backstory


Crossover away! And multiple requests are fine.

Comments

Sorry this took a few days...

[saint-archie.livejournal.com]

1. Olivier Armstrong and Eddie Blake.
2. Edward Cullen and A Vampire.
3. Grell Sutcliffe and Captain Planet.
4. Light Yagami and Malcolm Frink.

Edward Cullen and Alucard

[starsplinter.livejournal.com]

"...what are you."

"I am a monster -"

"Out of my head, sparkle boy. You can't handle what you'll find."

"You can tell - what are you?"

"You call yourself a monster, boy." A grin with too many teeth, smoke curling in the corners of the room. "You know nothing of monsters."

"I am a soulless creature who lives off murder-"

"Let me show you."

"...oh sh-"

Light and Malcolm

[starsplinter.livejournal.com]

"...so. There's a computer virus... named..."

"Kilokahn. He's from outer space."

"...right. And you draw viruses and he... animates them and they cause trouble in the internet."

"Yes. Brilliant, isn't it?"

"....that's not how programming viruses works."

"What are you talking ab-"

"That's not actually how anything works."

"Clearly you're just too inferior to understand. Shoo, while I design something the syber squad will never defeat!"

"Somehow, I can *hear* you misspell that."

"Hmm? Why are you still here?"

"...nothing. How do you spell your name again?"

"...why?"

"No reason."

Grell + Captain Planet

[starsplinter.livejournal.com]

"Put that chainsaw away, logger!"

"Go away. I'm working." A sideways glance. "And you're not on my list."

"Your work is destroying the planet!"

"Pff, do you know what these things would do if uncontrolled?"

"They'd make oxygen and help ecosystems to thrive!"

A long silence.

"...what are you."

"I'm Captian Planet! I will protect Mother Gaia - Hey!"

"You're quick. I wonder what color your blood is?"

"...you're not a logger."

"....do I look like one? Do you have any idea what flannel feels like?"

".....nevermind, misunderstanding, carry on...."

Olivier + Eddie

[starsplinter.livejournal.com]

"Hello, cutie."

"...you."

"You've heard of me? I'm flattered -" Catches sight of her rank, "....and I've heard of you, ice queen. Need some help warming up?"

"I have more important things to do. Excuse me."

"What, leaving the party so soon? Need to go rescue your brother again?"

"My brother survived Ishval -"

"Yeah, I've heard stories about that."

"I'm certain you have. I've heard plenty about you as well. The only reason you haven't been shot by your commanders is because you're too useful."

"Hah! Fair enough. Hey, you free?"

"No. Unlike you, I have useful things to be doing. Go freeze to death, if you would."

"It'd take more than the blizzards to kill me, cutie."

"Is that a challenge?"

"...ha! I like you. You need some firepower around here?"

".... we'll see. I'll make use of you somehow."

"I'm lookin' forward to it."