*pokes teeth*

[splinteredstar]

If I get any more fillings I'll probably start setting off metal detectors. Fucking teeth. Hate you too. The people at the office know my name, face, and random details of my life now. I don't even need to say anything when I get there. I'm a fucking regular customer at the dentist.

That being said, today I got to listen to Lady Gaga's Alejandro on the radio while they were shaping my fillings, which was pleasantly surreal. So things even out, I guess.