Meme swiped from Nana!
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splinteredstar→You post a pairing.
→Any character(s) you want from Death Note, Yuugiou, Watchmen, Full Metal Alchemist, or...what little any of you know of my original stuff.
→I write 10 different categories.
→Each in
→Post as many pairings as you want.
Swiped quite gleefully from
speaky_bean since I threw like three pairings at her. (Though Kit/L is kind of amazing.) ❶. Angst:
❷. AU:
❸. Crack!fic:
❹. Crossover:
❺. First Time:
❻. Fluff:
❼. Humor:
❽. Hurt/Comfort:
❾. Smut:
❿. UST:
Here's to not doing what I should be doing!
Also, thank you for those who replied to my emofest, either here or elsewhere. Love. Will reply soon.
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CRACK
Date: 2009-10-29 01:31 am (UTC)Pride/Wrath
L/Mikami
Misa/Greedling
Bubastis/Jealous/Xaio Mei
Near/Dr. Manhattan
Sloth/Owlship
Rorschach/Shidou
Light/Zac Efron
You Crazy Fucker
Date: 2009-10-29 03:03 am (UTC)❶. Angst: She stares into the distance, longing, waiting, and Greedling wants to brand her as his.
❷. AU: He’s just a pretty boy in Light-kun’s class, and though she doesn’t want to look…
❸. Crack!fic: Damn it, can’t they have one date without getting attacked by zombies?
❹. Crossover: Light may have awoken her from her slumber, but Misa likes the Other Prince.
❺. First Time: She’s soft, submissive and warm and for a very little while, Greedling is almost content.
❻. Fluff: He’s not snuggly even without his shield – not that that stops Misa from glomping him.
❼. Humor: “Yes, you like Light. But no threeways.” “And what does Ling think?” “…that doesn’t count.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “Misa, just because I won’t catch human diseases –““…will you cuddle with me?” “…fine.”
❾. Smut: He holds her squirming body down, purring, “You’ve always wanted to be owned, haven’t you?”
❿. UST: Misa clings to her boyfriend’s arm, and Greedling barely keeps himself from ripping them apart.
Re: First three sets
Date: 2009-10-29 11:47 pm (UTC)Misa/Greedling in particular works a lot better than I thought it would. (Laughed out loud at 6 & 7.) 10 also fits rather well in light of his epic freakout in the last chapter of FMA.
It says a lot about the weird and lonely ships you sail when Pride/Wrath is one of the pairings I added because I wanted a few that weren't too bizarre. Someone should write an AU where the one Fuhrer meets the other. (The movie doesn't quite count.) 1 & 6 both read like they're probably canon.
Honestly surprised you got to Rorschach/Shidou this early. Again, this one makes more sense than I expected it to - Rorschach with a note is a pretty damn interesting concept on its own. You really got this one; 3 & 7 through 10 are all frigging perfect.
Looking forward to the rest.
This one was actually pretty easy....
Date: 2009-10-29 08:26 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: Wrath will age and Wrath will die, and Pride pretends that it doesn’t matter.
❷. AU: Mengele’s creation smiles with too-pointed teeth, and the Fuehrer is torn between terror and temptation.
❸. Crack!fic: Pride wasn’t expecting his king to secretly be a queen – not that he minds.
❹. Crossover: “I don’t care if he has your mustache. I’m not interested in Nazis.”
❺. First Time: He’s desperate and unfulfilled, and Pride’s shadows feel like a blessing.
❻. Fluff: Wrath buys him chocolates, and he pretends they’re for Selim.
❼. Humor: “Pride, I am not ticklish, so stop it!” “Oh, really? I don’t quite believe you…”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “I’m injured, Pride.” “I know. Hold still for a moment and I’ll tighten the bandages.”
❾. Smut: Shadows slip under Wrath’s belt – he bites his lip and hopes his wife won’t notice.
❿. UST: Wrath can feel Pride staring at him hungrily, and tries to focus on his paperwork.
Damn it. Now I want to write a Shinigami!Roschach AU...
Date: 2009-10-29 08:41 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: If Rorschach could, he would kill the whole useless race and Shidou can’t stop him.
❷. AU: Rorschach was the only shinigami that really cared, and that almost made Shidou care too.
❸. Crack!fic: Shidou pulled away the mask and found only blood and muscle underneath.
❹. Crossover: This V offends his special human, so Shidou kills him.
❺. First Time: The first time Rorschach saw a shinigami it was reflected in a murderer’s eyes.
❻. Fluff: Shidou finds he likes sugar cubes, and Rorschach usually doesn’t mind sharing.
❼. Humor: “Contortions not amusing.” “You’re smiling!” “Not. Amused.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “…he quit.” “I won’t leave you, Rorschach.” “Not the same.”
❾. Smut: Shidou wasn’t human, and that was enough to keep the shame and rage at bay.
❿. UST: Shidou made fun of Jealous, until he saw his own special human.
Twitchy people are fun!
Date: 2009-10-30 12:23 am (UTC)❶. Angst: It’s not what he wants, but he will obey his god and kill his lover.
❷. AU: He’s not as calm as Near or determined as Mello, but it’s Mikami L choses.
❸. Crack!fic: Mikami has sweet blood, apparently, and it makes L’s canine teeth ache with longing.
❹. Crossover: Rorschach’s clothes make Mikami want to murder, but L handles them both with ease.
❺. First Time: It wasn’t the sex that charmed Mikami, as much as L willingly cleaning up afterwards.
❻. Fluff: After an hour spent discussing cases and sweets, Mikami finds he can’t stop smiling.
❼. Humor: “Yes, Teru, I am wearing this. Please put the iron down until I have undressed.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Mikami sneezes on a date, and the next morning receives a basket of cold medicines.
❾. Smut: Staring down at Mikami, L feels power like he hasn’t since he held the notebook.
❿. UST: L watches Mikami in his cell, and tells Watari he’s just observing the prisoner.
Yay, Crack!
Date: 2009-10-30 01:09 am (UTC)❶. Angst: Light writes down Zac’s name for denying Kira, and barely feels a touch of guilt.
❷. AU: A girl that looks just like him tempts him more than Light has ever known.
❸. Crack!fic: Apparently Zac wasn’t human. Light was way too familiar with this feeling.
❹. Crossover: “Light.” “Yes?” “We’re on an island. Why are there polar bears?” “Polar…shit.”
❺. First Time: The closet isn’t exactly comfortable, but at least Misa doesn’t have a key.
❻. Fluff: Light sighed, and grudgingly passed over a box of chocolates, ignoring the way Zac smiled.
❼. Humor: “…no, Light, I will not autograph your notebook.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “Yes, you’re injured. No, I won’t do your concert.” “You suck at comforting.” “So?”
❾. Smut: Light has always been a touch narcissistic, and Zac’s more than willing to oblige.
❿. UST: Light may only be there for Misa, but he’ll dream about this man.
Re: Second three sets
Date: 2009-10-30 02:18 am (UTC)Love the Lost reference. Putting Light into that situation would be interesting, if only because he'd be far less inclined than the show's actual characters to fuck around when it came to finding out just what the ever-loving fuck was going on. In retrospect, I'm kinda surprised that autograph situation never came up in canon.
Once again, the Near/Manhattan AU sounds like a really good idea. Really wasn't expecting that crossover, but it works, I think. Agreed that Yossarian probably wouldn't like either of them much. It's weird how much sense this pairing seems to make the more one thinks about it.
Also: The smut prompts are better than you give yourself credit for.
Enjoying these a lot, will comment again after last three.
This was hard. Damn Near.
Date: 2009-10-30 01:50 am (UTC)❶. Angst: Perhaps it’s in Jon’s nature to wander, but that doesn’t make it easier for anyone.
❷. AU: Near types, calm despite the grave situation – “Manhattan program has achieved self-awareness. Study is suggested.”
❸. Crack!fic: “Near. Your physical composition is different from most humans.” “Yes, I wondered when you’d notice.”
❹. Crossover: Manhattan and Near help win the war, but Yossarian still hates them both.
❺. First Time: Jon’s never submitted before, but Near’s easy dominance makes it easy.
❻. Fluff: Near doesn’t ask where Jon got the game, three months before it was officially designed.
❼. Humor: It’s worth it, Near decides, even if Mello’s scream of shock left his ears ringing.
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Mello is dead; Near leans against Jon’s chest and feels like he should be crying.
❾. Smut: Near’s skin tingles when Jon touches him, lower, lower, until Near finally stops thinking.
❿. UST: Near feels too young, and Jon loves Laurie, and that should be reason enough.
Egomaniacs assemble!
Date: 2009-10-30 02:40 am (UTC)❶. Angst: He loves Light, but Light wanted to stop him; Adrian accepts the pain as deserved.
❷. AU: Interesting. Light’s never encountered a shinigami that’s trying to save the world before.
❸. Crack!fic: Whatever Light was expecting, it didn’t include tentacles….
❹. Crossover: Light’s instantly suspicious of Adrian’s new secretary, Sebastian, despite his obedience and charming smile.
❺. First Time: Not since L has Light felt this sort of excitement at a challenge.
❻. Fluff: It’s agreed - Light won’t mention the teddy bears if Adrian won’t mention the nightlight.
❼. Humor: “…Light, you know I love you. Please stop killing the fangirls. You’re acting like Misa.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “It almost worked.” Light mumbles, staring blankly, notebook dropping; Adrian can only hold him close.
❾. Smut: In the end, Adrian relents and lets Light top – luckily, he’s a natural at it.
❿. UST: As much as Adrian longs, to Light he is nothing more than a threat.
There's only so much emotional depth I can get out of Sloth, sorry.
Date: 2009-10-30 02:33 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: Sloth can’t sleep with the engine so loud, but he can’t leave, either.
❷. AU: Archie flapped his feathered wings slightly, and then came to rest on Sloth’s shoulder.
❸. Crack!fic: “You…you can talk?” “…I can. Does that bother you?” “…no.”
❹. Crossover: Sloth left the ship, and flopped down on top of the comfortable Snorlax.
❺. First Time: Archie is the only thing that doesn’t try to keep Sloth awake.
❻. Fluff: Sloth is careful not to dent anything when he curls up in the cockpit.
❼. Humor: “Pride…why are you twitching? This is friend…” “..never mind, Sloth.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: He’s so tired, so tired…but inside the ship, he’ll be left alone and that’s enough.
❾. Smut: It feels good, cold against him, and right now, Sloth doesn’t care about sleep.
❿. UST: The ship sees, but can never touch.
...I managed to not make it blatantly beastiality...
Date: 2009-10-30 07:14 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: He loves them both, but he loves that girl more.
❷. AU: The two girls like the little stitched-up stray cat, and decide to name him Jealous.
❸. Crack!fic: …pregnancy wasn’t supposed to be possible. Especially not his.
❹. Crossover: “I send out Panda and Lynx. Release your Pokémon, Ryuk!”
❺. First Time: Before them, only Misa could make him smile.
❻. Fluff: It takes them hours to pick so many apples, but Jealous’ smile is worth it.
❼. Humor: “…I don’t think me in a fursuit would work.” “Murr?” “No.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Misa may be hurt, but snuggling with his two furry friends helps the sympathetic pain.
❾. Smut: Shinigami shouldn’t want, but god, those tongues!
❿. UST: Jealous is used to watching from afar.
Re: Final three sets
Date: 2009-10-30 08:25 pm (UTC)Considering Sloth's probably not capable of being all that deep emotionally, and Archie is a cold unfeeling machine, you did all right there. 5 through 8 are adorable.
Last one was always going to be a bit weird. I mean how do you differentiate crack out a concept that is already so cracky? Ah yes, of course; M-preg. Well played, Splinty. The pokemon thing is strangely plausible. In fact, I reckon some of the more proactive Shinigami sometimes use their notes to make humans fight each other with sticks and that.
Anyway, I think you did a great job on these, so thanks for that. You = teh awesome.
Because I don't write enough for you
Date: 2009-11-11 08:23 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: Space was cold and lonely and there were never visitors.
❷. AU: Pluto was the largest of them all, but it never forgot its moon.
❸. Crack!fic: It turns out that they were _both_ Jesus.
❹. Crossover: “No, Luke! That’s not the Death Star!”
❺. First Time: None of the other giant hunks of rock ever stayed around before.
❻. Fluff: “We can share the gravity, can’t we?”
❼. Humor: Sometimes when Pluto wasn’t looking, Charon threw meteors at it.
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “It’s okay. You’ll always be a planet to me.”
❾. Smut: Charon snuggled closers – somewhere on Pluto, a volcano exploded.
❿. UST: Giant hunks of rock and magma couldn’t really do much, sex-wise.
Re: Because I don't write enough for you
Date: 2009-11-12 08:01 pm (UTC)Also, everyone knows that the Death Star prefers to hang out around Saturn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herschel_(crater_on_Mimas))...
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Date: 2009-10-29 04:13 am (UTC)Sebastian/Dimitri
Riff/Cain
Riff/Hatori
Sebastian/Riff
Sebastian/Cain
Dominic/Seth Rapidly becoming an OTP of mine.
Bakura/Sebastian
Agni/Meena I had to.
Sorry for not being around tonight. Friends and I were working on homework. ♥
Do this at your leisure!
Hurrah for OC's
Date: 2009-10-29 11:23 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: Watching his beautiful brother destroy himself for some brat was more than Dimitri could handle.
❷. AU: There’s something familiar about the boy’s grin that makes Sebastian pause before stealing his soul.
❸. Crack!fic: “….Sebast, you literally had kittens?” “Shut *up* and help me wash your children.” “…Mine?” “Yours.”
❹. Crossover: “I want to play with this Riff guy.” “Are you planning on sharing?” “Nope.”
❺. First Time: Sebastian smirks, and Dimitri can’t imagine why he never noticed how beautiful those eyes are.
❻. Fluff: “I hate you Dimi.” “Love you too, Bro.”
❼. Humor: Meilin nearly dies of blood loss before they’re aware enough to notice her.
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “Demons shouldn’t get hurt. And you say I’m a failure.” “Just kiss it better already.”
❾. Smut: Pointed teeth bite into his shoulder, and Sebastian bites back a purr of pleasure.
❿. UST: Sebastian always seems to fall for uppity, disrespectful brats, but will never admit why.
Oh, dysfunctional pretty boys
Date: 2009-10-30 07:40 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: Riff tries to apologize for never stopping Alexis’s punishment, but guilt freezes his tongue.
❷. AU: “That damned ooze is gaining! What sort of super-robot are you?” “Forgive me, Sir Cain.”
❸. Crack!fic: Topping Cain’s normal life took doing, but he had to admit that pixies were new.
❹. Crossover: “…You’re in love with your sister.” “So? You’re fucking your butler.” “…Quiet, Angel boy.” “No.”
❺. First Time: Riff’s wanted people before, of course, but Cain steals his breath and reason.
❻. Fluff: He’ll never ever admit it, but Cain loves falling asleep in Riff’s arms.
❼. Humor: “Don’t ask how it got stuck, just help me! And stop laughing!” “I wasn’t, master.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Cain’s back is raw and bleeding, but he still gives Riff a watery smile.
❾. Smut: Riff’s eyes smolder, and Cain feels shaky and vulnerable in only the best ways.
❿. UST: Riff remains, waiting, wanting, but Cain’s eyes never waver from the pain of Alexis’ legacy.
Come, taste my curry...
Date: 2009-10-30 08:30 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: Agni’s soul was as delicious as his curry, and his screams for salvation tastier still.
❷. AU: Sebastian’s essence slipped away at Agni’s kiss; he marveled at a demon consuming so gently.
❸. Crack!fic: Sebastian’s body normally shifted to whatever appropriate…but apparently, Agni liked girls and breasts were unwelcome.
❹. Crossover: Agni is worried, scared, but Sebastian walks Kurai’s court with familiar ease.
❺. First Time: Before, sin was a desperate escape – but Sebastian tastes like temptation.
❻. Fluff: Unused to the cold London winter, Agni takes Sebastian’s offer of hot chocolate gratefully.
❼. Humor: “Come, taste my curry Agni…” “But we’re not in the kitchen.” “…” “…_oh_.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: His throat stings with feelings Sebastian will never admit, but Agni’s smile soothes the pain.
❾. Smut: It's sin and betrayal, but Sebastian's mouth makes Agni forget for long enough.
❿. UST: Agni’s purity makes Sebastian writhe in pain, but the pain makes him want Agni more.
Meena is not easy. Hmm.
Date: 2009-10-30 11:30 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: She loves them, but she can’t stand them anymore– she has to leave.
❷. AU: Meena stared at the flames licking Agni’s skin and the divine glow in his eyes.
❸. Crack!fic: “…Agni?” “Um, yes Meena?” “If you wanted to wear my dress you could have asked.”
❹. Crossover: As horrified as Agni is at the motorcycle, Meena thinks Malik is just charming.
❺. First Time: After meeting Soma, Agni turned aside the lusts of the flesh, but god, her smile!
❻. Fluff: Agni offers to cook her curry, and, meaningless as it is, she can’t stop blushing.
❼. Humor: “Should we really do this…prank?” “Don’t be so overprotective and help with the trip wire.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “Soma… can be so…” “I know he means well. Trust in that and in me.” “…okay.”
❾. Smut: Agni and Meena met before Soma, and though he doesn’t remember that night…
❿. UST: Agni only cares about Soma, and he never even looks at her..!
Dominic is not easy, either.
Date: 2009-10-31 11:39 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: Why does everyone he love have to be dead?
❷. AU: The magician is foreign, blue eyes with tan skin, and Dominic doesn’t mind the competition.
❸. Crack!fic: He was pregnant. By a dead guy. …what?
❹. Crossover: “Sebastian’s a demon, Dominic. I’ve dealt with them before.” “Like your father?” “Yes, actually.” “…damn.”
❺. First Time: Dominic touches the gold scepter, and hears a new voice – accented, arrogant and interesting.
❻. Fluff: Seth fights off Dominic’s nightmares, and hopes that Dominic doesn’t notice.
❼. Humor: Seth’s sarcastic social commentary is all that keeps Dominic from falling asleep during boring dinners.
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “Do you miss Egypt?” “…maybe.” “I’ll take you, sometime.” “I’m all right.” “I insist.” “…fine.”
❾. Smut: He lies on his back, feeling nonexistent caresses, and wishes he could see Seth’s grin.
❿. UST: Dominic doesn’t even have a mental image of Seth to fantasize over, damn it.
Doctor love!
Date: 2009-11-01 01:59 am (UTC)❶. Angst: The self-destruction of precious people is a bitter experience to bond over.
❷. AU: Riff doesn’t know why Cain wants a fish-tank filled with seahorses, but he likes it.
❸. Crack!fic: …apparently, ancient familial curses can act as STDs. Cain will not be pleased.
❹. Crossover: Neither of them wants to explain to Madam Pomfrey how they got rug burns there.
❺. First Time: Riff’s the only outsider that doesn’t gasp at Hatori’s scars- on his skin or under.
❻. Fluff: Even though they’re both men, Riff tries to keep some water handy - just in case.
❼. Humor: “That’s not the proper use of medical tape.” “Would you like me to stop?” “…no.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Akito wasn’t pleased and Hatori is bruised, but Riff doesn’t comment, just helps with bandages.
❾. Smut: Hatori has the practiced hands of a surgeon, smooth and confident and making Riff gasp.
❿. UST: Their hands meet as they reach for the scalpel, but they try to focus elsewhere.
Two hours before NaNo, and I want to write this AU....
Date: 2009-11-01 03:10 am (UTC)❶. Angst: Bakura wants to rip out those red-jewel eyes and tear every half-digested soul inside apart.
❷. AU: The boy – ash-streaked white hair and rage-filled eyes – doesn’t even flinch at the contract’s terms.
❸. Crack!fic: She’s the most beautiful woman Sebastian has ever seen, but there’s bloodshed in her smile.
❹. Crossover: Tohru had no chance of resisting against the gleaming smiles and bright red eyes.
❺. First Time: No one has dared steal from a soul-thief before; Sebastian decides he likes the challenge.
❻. Fluff: Bakura purrs at Sebastian’s hands running through his hair – and Sebastian can never resist cats.
❼. Humor: “You stole the young master’s cane. Return it.” “Oh, I don’t know…Make it worth it.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Bakura’s nightmares are harsh, so Sebastian sits nearby, thinking, at least, his terms were gentler.
❾. Smut: Bakura smiles around his cock, swallowing– Sebastian bites his lip to keep from losing control.
❿. UST: Bakura stares, seeing the promise of heaven in that sly smile – and hell’s trap.
Sebastian is Kind of a Dick
Date: 2009-11-01 03:52 am (UTC)❶. Angst: Cain agrees to the terms easily – it’s not like he has a soul to lose.
❷. AU: “…who are you?” “Why, child, I’m Sebastian. I’m going to be your caretaker.”
❸. Crack!fic: Cain hates it, of course, but he makes *such* a pretty girl.
❹. Crossover: The smoke tickles Cain’s throat, but Sebastian chats with the demon-lord like an old friend.
❺. First Time: No one but Riff has ever touched him like this, and the novelty is seductive.
❻. Fluff: It’s just for the contract, Sebastian mutters, letting Cain snuggle against his side.
❼. Humor: “Riff, put him down. “Master, he was…oh.” “Yes, quite. May we get back to it?”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Tracing the scars across Cain’s back, Sebastian snarls and suppresses fresh currents of rage.
❾. Smut: Cain’s eyes slide shut as he moans – Sebastian grins, and hopes Riff is listening.
❿. UST: Cain may only have eyes for Riff, but Sebastian can certainly enjoy the show.
And, the last one!
Date: 2009-11-01 04:19 am (UTC)❶. Angst: Cain is pretty but Cain is in the way – and Sebastian wants Riff for himself.
❷. AU: Sebastian finds him after the fire, delirious, horrified, and since Ciel often adopted stray humans…
❸. Crack!fic: “…you are, apparently, so pure that your semen burns me like holy water.” “…sorry?”
❹. Crossover: Riff and Hatori chat, while Sebastian rifles through their notes for any information on Asthma.
❺. First Time: Sebastian’s never been interested in humans he couldn’t eat, but this Riff…
❻. Fluff: Riff may be talented, but he’s miserable at curry – Sebastian smiles, and takes the spoon.
❼. Humor: “Riff, what are you…” “…I can explain, just let me – Sebastian, let me go.” “No.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Sebastian knows Riff’s suffering - understanding is all the comfort he knows how to give.
❾. Smut: “Sebastian, stop – Master Cain will hear us…” “Then don’t scream.”
❿. UST: Riff’s attention is stolen by Sebastian’s smile, but shakes his head, and focuses on Cain.
For no reason at all
Date: 2009-11-09 08:40 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: Chasing into the future, he will forever leave her in the past.
❷. AU: The future flashes before his eyes against his will – blasting sand and bright blue eyes.
❸. Crack!fic: “It’s supposed to show the past, not send us there!” “Seto, you…complicate things.”
❹. Crossover: Isis and Beast chatted peacefully – but Kaiba sent straight for the tiger.
❺. First Time: The only time her Necklace failed her feels precious – freedom’s light in a predetermined world.
❻. Fluff: Kaiba sneezes – she offers tissues, and he gruffly takes them with a mumbled, “Thank you.”
❼. Humor: She would tease him for his cooking, but honestly hers isn’t much better.
❽. Hurt/Comfort: She watches her brother, heartbreak in her eyes – he hesitates, then touches her hand.
❾. Smut: He pulls her close, eyes gleaming – she gasps, sighing as pleasure creeps up her spine.
❿. UST: She acts so noble – he wants to prove she’s as human as anyone else.
...I really wanted to write this pairing.
Date: 2009-11-10 02:47 am (UTC)❶. Angst: Severus watches him, seeing himself younger – Severus isn’t sure if he feels sympathy or hate.
❷. AU: He may be a Gryffindor, but beating Black and Potter won him points with Snape.
❸. Crack!fic: “…fine, I’ll play bass, but make me sing I’ll beat you senseless with my guitar.”
❹. Crossover: Soma bounds up – they both shoot him a glare that could crack marble.
❺. First Time: “Friends” have always demanded openness, emotion of him – but all Snape wants is quiet company.
❻. Fluff: They drug each other’s coffee only when they know the other needs the rest.
❼. Humor: “…so. Neo-Nazi death cult and the leader had a snake fetish.” “Quiet, you.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: He’ll keep him from falling back into darkness – that’s all the support he can give.
❾. Smut: Kaiba grins, thrusting deeper and kissing him, hard and bloody – Snape’s carefully constructed façade shatters.
❿. UST: Young enough to be his student – but god, those blue eyes make his blood burn.
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Date: 2009-10-29 10:15 pm (UTC)I thought it's be fun to see your Nanowrimo guys in agtion, so:
Joshua/Kaiba - because I have to see that much arrogant self-destructiveness in action.
Joshua/Kisara - because I'd like to see him deal with a magical creature who's also a pretty girl.
Golem/Al - because I have a warped sense of symmetry.
Thanks!
Okay! Took me goddamned long enoug!
Date: 2009-11-08 06:53 am (UTC)Joshua/Kaiba
❶. Angst: Joshua walks the same damning road as Kaiba; Kaiba doesn’t know how to stop him.
❷. AU: There are a hundred voices screaming in Joshua’s mind, but Kaiba’s catches his attention.
❸. Crack!fic: Kaiba can feel his joints turning to metal, and Joshua watches in horror.
❹. Crossover: “Yes, Kaiba, you’re very good with the lightsaber. Put it down.” “Would you like one?”
❺. First Time: Kaiba’s never seen that blinding determination to change the world in anyone but himself before.
❻. Fluff: “I’m afraid I haven’t worked with these.” “…come here. And bring that screwdriver. I’ll explain.”
❼. Humor: “You awakened a giant metal monster.” “Theme. Park. Of. Death. I win.” “Shut up.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: The ghosts of the past scream in their ears; they pretend they’re comforting the other.
❾. Smut: Joshua tastes like sand and bloodshed, and Kaiba pretends he doesn’t like the taste.
❿. UST: Kaiba stares unwittingly – damn it, why did he always have to lust after psychos?
Re: Okay! Took me goddamned long enoug!
Date: 2009-11-09 12:19 am (UTC)“Theme. Park. Of. Death. I win.”
Okay, the only thing I have to say to that is Bwahahahaha! I’m glad that was the humor entry!
I really liked the angst one and the First Time one, because that really caught what I think these two have in common and why I wanted to see them in the first place. They both have the determination and the intelligence to totally screw things up. It’s interesting though, I’m never sure if Kaiba would try to stop someone (besides Mokuba) from making the same mistakes he did, or if he would feel it was their right to mess up their own life.
The AU and the Hurt/Comfort ones are just lovely. There are some sentences I like just because I admire the way the words go together and sound and these definitely qualify. On a slightly related note, I’m impressed with the Smut one – economically hot!
And the idea of Kaiba with a light saber is very, very scary (lol).
Thanks again! This really made me smile. I see I have Golem/Al ones to print out too now!
Smut without nerves is not easy.
Date: 2009-11-08 07:33 pm (UTC)❶. Angst: He stares into the Golem’s massive eyes, and isn’t sure what’s looking back.
❷. AU: Ed didn’t expect that suit of armor to already be occupied…
❸. Crack!fic: The Golem’s metal grew flesh; Al watched, horrified at the blood dripping from every piece.
❹. Crossover: “…no, I’m fairly sure neither of us are Transformers. Really.”
❺. First Time: He’s never seen armor with so many souls in it before, and it scares him.
❻. Fluff: Al curled up in the Golem’s giant hand – comfortable for the first time in forever.
❼. Humor: Joshua and Ed glared at each other – Al had to chuckle at them both.
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “No, I don’t heal from blood like you do. Thanks for the offer, though.”
❾. Smut: It wasn’t really sex, but if Al could smile he would.
❿. UST: Damn this armor, unable to feel or truly touch.
Re: Smut without nerves is not easy.
Date: 2009-11-10 03:36 am (UTC)But I loved the image of Al curled up in the Golem's hand, and just finding someone who could dwarf him. The image of Joshua and Ed glaring at each other was just so cute. And the Smut one was just unbelievably sweet and aaaaawwwwwwwwwwww!
The crossover was awesome! I was mumbling "I'm fairly sure neither of us are Transformers. Really." on occasion.
I'm indulging my fanon that she can switch between dragon and human
Date: 2009-11-09 05:04 am (UTC)❶. Angst: Watching her humans self-destruct was far too familiar, but stopping them would break them further.
❷. AU: She’s not sure what to do with him, another with a dragon in his soul.
❸. Crack!fic: “Would you like to fly?” He nods – then gasps as wings rip through his back.
❹. Crossover: Kisara swerved in the sky, and Joshua suppressed a chuckle at the Hobbit’s gasps.
❺. First Time: Kisara’s skin turns blue, then hard as diamond, wings unfurling – Joshua stares, entranced.
❻. Fluff: She giggles, tugging on his sleeve; he sighs, but can’t stop smiling as he follows.
❼. Humor: Kisara laughs, a rolling sort of growl – she can’t believe Joshua is afraid of heights!
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Joshua leans against her scaled side, wondering why humanity failed and listening to her breathe.
❾. Smut: Jessica can’t know, Joshua realizes, but god Kisara looks so beautiful beneath him.
❿. UST: She’s beautiful and he looks a moment too long – then turns back to his wife.
And, for no reason whatsoever,
Date: 2009-11-09 06:53 am (UTC)Yami/Kaiba
❶. Angst: Kaiba stares at death’s closed door and won’t admit why he feels so goddamned jealous.
❷. AU: Seto looks at the puzzle, a gift from an unknown grandfather, and slowly assembles it.
❸. Crack!fic: Because Kaiba’s life apparently wasn’t fucked up enough, his father was an alien.
❹. Crossover: “Hey, Fullmetal. He’s almost as short as you!” “…shut up Mustang.”
❺. First Time: Across the game mat a demon smiles; Kaiba can barely breathe and his pulse pounds.
❻. Fluff: Yami smiles softly, curling up against Kaiba’s side, aware that Kaiba only pretends to mind.
❼. Humor: One of these days, he might learn to refuse Yami’s dares…but probably not.
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Kaiba awakens, screaming – Yami is there in a moment, whispering, “I’m here.”
❾. Smut: Yami purrs, holding down Kaiba’s arms and biting into his neck and drawing blood.
❿. UST: Yami always told himself that it wasn’t his body, so he couldn’t dare touch…
Re: And, for no reason whatsoever,
Date: 2009-11-10 03:35 am (UTC)Thanks! This really was like an unexpected present, because how could I resist Yami/Kaiba (and yeah that's the order I see it as...) Anyway much smiles at this post! Aside from the fact I love it, I'm really touched by it.
When it comes to the AU one with Seto assembling the puzzle -- man do I ever want to read that one! Think about it -- how awesome would that be? Can't you see him sitting there, slowly figuring it out? And if he was with Gozaburo -- wouldn't you like to see Yami's reaction to him if he'd been reborn as Seto's protector, not Yugi's. Of course given how much of Seto's personna -- even at this young age was based on not relying on anyone, I'm not sure how he'd feel about a guardian spirit -- he might tell him to shove it, he could handle things on his own, or even threaten to take the puzzle out if Yami didn't butt out. Okay, sorry... got carried away here.
It occurred to me how often I like your humor ones, and this was no exception. I have to say it was almost as hot as the Smut entry, or that could just be the way my mind works. So was the first time one - I could really see the scene in my head -- Yami with that evil grin, Kaiba facing him down.
And the Angst one is just perfect, and so totally, totally angsty (sobs).
Thank you!