Meme to celebrate the end of the semester
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splinteredstar→You post a pairing.
→Any character(s) you want from any of my fandoms
→I write 10 different categories.
→Each in
→Post as many pairings as you want.
❶. Angst:
❷. AU:
❸. Crack!fic:
❹. Crossover:
❺. First Time:
❻. Fluff:
❼. Humor:
❽. Hurt/Comfort:
❾. Smut:
❿. UST:
I did this one before, quite a while ago. Still one of my favorite memes, so I pulled it up again. So. Post as many pairings of whatever level of cracktisticty that you want. If you did it last time, post the same ones over again if you want! It'll be fun.
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Date: 2012-05-05 04:56 am (UTC)make me proud. XD
apologies for the zack, but he is important so
Date: 2012-05-07 04:49 am (UTC)2. Kid's half-dead with mako, dragged by a SOLDIER deserter - Barret nods, says, "Welcome ta AVALANCHE."
3. "...I'll wear the dress if you wear the sailor suit." "...deal."
4. Barret dragged an unresponsive Cloud from the wreckage of Wing Zero, swearing and praying.
5. Cloud didn't have to bite back Zack's name, so he decided it was progress.
6. Marlene hugged him. "You're my daddy too." Cloud blinked back tears, and then hugged tighter.
7. Yuffie gave Barret gold chain necklaces - he nearly decked her, till he saw Cloud's smile.
8. "...I'm not Elmyra." "An I ain't that girl. We'll sort it out." "...yeah, okay."
9. Spread out on the bed, flushing, mako-eyes glowing bright - Barret grinned, and made Cloud squirm.
10. That damn spiky idiot, with his stupid pretty blue eyes that were so... argh!
Re: apologies for the zack, but he is important so
Date: 2012-05-09 10:29 am (UTC)Re: apologies for the zack, but he is important so
Date: 2012-05-10 12:41 am (UTC)Re: apologies for the zack, but he is important so
Date: 2012-05-10 12:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-05 05:21 am (UTC)#first-world fangirl problems
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
AT LEAST THREE OF THEM AREN'T PREDICTABLE:
Erik/Loki
Sebastian/Charles
Dimitri/Tony Stark
Also my babies (they might as well be a fandom because their lives are a fanfic) because I'm predictable and I'm having a lot of feels right now; and it's pretty open ended in regards to whatever you want to throw in there. #TURTLEFLY
In whatever order your choose to do. At least this'll give me something to look forward to while I suffer on through bio!
x
feels, everywhere.
Date: 2012-05-07 04:13 am (UTC)2. She's got a blinding smile and seems completely unaware of it - Yagmur hesitantly smiles back.
3. Yagmur could put up with the wings if Efe would stop fucking laughing.
4. Dom and Yagmur shared a sympathetic look and went to separate Ferman and Matt.
5. Ferman smiled - Yagmur's heart thudded - and he swallowed and thought, "...oh, *fuck*."
6. Yagmur's smile is flowers in the desert - Ferman wants to make him bloom forever.
7. After they shred Yagmur's forth shirt, Ferman has to admit it - his cats are jealous.
8. Hospital chairs make him ache, but he forgets it as soon as Ferman wakes, smiling.
9. Silk around wrists and eyes - Yagmur doesn't know if arousal chokes him or trust.
10. He bites back, "...Yagmur," when he comes while showering - then bites back nausea and shame.
so yeah i might otp this now a little bit thanks
Date: 2012-05-08 08:23 pm (UTC)2. Tony glanced over at Yinsen. “Get us both out, and you’re on.” Dimitri just smiled.
3. “…I FUCK GUYS TO AVOID HAVING KIDS. HOW.” “….uh, demon?” “…fml.” “Surprise!”
4. It took weeks to get Tony and Kaiba at the same party - *totally* worth it.
5. Stark doesn’t do repeats, but… “Hey,” he tosses some paper – a napkin, maybe – “Call me?”
6. Dummy the robot flails his arm in welcome, and it’s not reassuring, being recognized. Really.
7. Honestly, half the fun was making Rodgers choke on his coffee, sputtering, “On the *table*?”
8. “He’s just so *perfect*.” Dimitri seethes – Tony thinks of Howard, Steve, and refills Dimitri’s drink.
9. “Fuck – you’re an angel, or something-” – those fingers press deeper. “Or something,” Dimitri agrees cheerfully.
10. “A celebrity, *again*?” Sebastian sighed – Dimitri bristled, and hit on the bartender instead.
there are more cat themed ones than intended, and a touch of cherik
Date: 2012-05-19 03:02 am (UTC)2. “…his name’s Sebastian. He’s my demon.” Raven explains – Charles barely registers it over magenta eyes.
3. Charles barely thought about his secondary mutation until Sebastian kept tugging on his tail.
4. “…we have a contract.” “And I still have my dignity.” “…but it’s *Batman*”. “…fine.”
5. He’s been called demon, monster, slave or worse (precious sometimes, “friend”) but “mutant” is new.
6. The cat was black and long-haired – Charles blinked, and stifled a laugh at Sebastian’s glee.
7. Raven makes it a command – Sebastian sighs, and goes to interrupt a “chess game”
8. Sebastian is there with tea before Charles is done sneezing.
9. The shared sensation of soul-power exploding makes Charles gasp, aftershocks of orgasm blinding him.
10. The stranger’s eyes are pink, his mind like smoke – and he’s gone, before Charles speaks.
oh hey look at all this supplimental canon i reference because i love all of loki's moster babies
Date: 2012-05-24 11:18 pm (UTC)2. Schmidt drags two boys behind him - Loki offers Erik a smirk, and Erik thinks, "...maybe?"
3. "...You're a girl now." "Astute." "..." "I can do that." "..." "complaints?" "...no, not really."
4. Loki stared Yami no Bakura down. Erik sighed. "Come on, people to kill." "...fine."
5. Erik rants about Schimdt, about revenge, blood debt - Loki hasn't offered asssitance honestly since Thor, but...
6. Loki swallowed around a lump of emotion, watching Erik play easily with Hel and Fenrir.
7. "Stop dragging me around. "Then wear a less stupid helmet." "Jealous of my horns?" "pff."
8. Loki wears a wolf's-tooth pendant; when he says why, Erik swallows, and talks about Anya.
9. "Put your silver tongue to good use, for once." Loki grins. "Like this?" "..gott, yes."
10. Charles reverberates inside Erik's mind, and Loki refuses to be the second choice ever again.
cracktisticty
Date: 2012-05-05 11:40 pm (UTC)Ryuk/Will Spears.
Queen Victoria/Jack The Ripper*.
Joker/Natural Harmonia Gropius.
Cyrus/Cynthia/Giratina.
Arceus/Jon Osterman.
Walter Kovacs/Rorschach.
Eddie Blake/Zolf Kimbley.
Olivier Armstrong/Wrath.
*I'll leave it up to you to decide whether that's Grell, Red, or both.
light/everyone is subtext
Date: 2012-05-07 03:57 am (UTC)2. His god was infallible but his god appreciated his ideas - Mikami paused, and then skipped over Matsuda's name.
3. Rotting flesh splattered Matsuda's jacket from Kira's not-dead victims, and Mikami declared a truce.
4. Mikami stared William Spears down. "This," he enunciated carefully, "Is *my* human."
5. The police are corrupt, a barely-necessary evil - but this one is charming, somehow.
6. Matsuda found vegan, gluten-free chocolate chip cookies for him, and Mikami inexplicably started blushing.
7. Mikami's eye didn't stop twitching until he had reorganized Matsuda's entire apartment.
8. "I...I thought..." "...yeah, I loved him too."
9. Messy and undignified and - then Matsuda kissed him again, and Mikami bit back a groan.
10. Afterwards, Matsuda wondered if he just had wanted that kind of conviction to touch him.
angst. all over the place. except where it isn't
Date: 2012-05-12 09:05 pm (UTC)2. "...hurm, thought these dogs were.." "Come on Rorsh, let's party down!" ".... ....investigate possible mind-control?"
3. Viedt hit them with something. Immaterial - Kovacs is whimpering mess - Rorschach is *free*
4. Rorschach approves of this "Batman" and is quite confused when Batman disapproves of him.
5. Kovacs died, whimpering - Rorschach smelled smoke and burnt flesh and dog, and opened his eyes.
6. The cat visits Kovacs and Rorschach - he isn't sure he approves.
7. For one moment all is in agreement - Dan looks ridiculous in pink.
8. He sees blood behind his eyes, smells burnt hair - pulls the mask on, finds peace.
9. The latex is slick on his skin - he gags, but focuses on monochrome swirls again.
10. His skin burns when he puts his face on - it feels like justice and *right*.
a probably inevitable bias for cyrus. also, pokeporn
Date: 2012-05-27 11:09 pm (UTC)2. Ginantina walks inside Cyrus’ shadow, watching as they rewrite the rules of this world.
3. Cyrus steps out – Cynthia blinks, amused, because now his breasts are bigger than hers.
4. A flash of blonde – he thinks, “Her? No, Hohenhei-“as Girantina drags him under again.
5. “I am where there is not.” Cyrus nods – Girantina ripples, surprised, because humans *never* understand.
6. “Relaxation is important to cognition,” Cynthia chirps. Cyrus sighs, letting her pry him from work.
7. “Get off of the ceiling.” “Stop applying non-relevant concepts like gravity.” Around them, Girantina chuckled.
8. “He is…gone?” Cynthia swallows. “Humans never last long.” Girantina whispers, echoing. “He lasted longer.”
9. Her shadow strokes up her legs, faint claws prickling – Cynthia relaxes back with a smile.
10. Shadow-claws brush along his spine, offering – he jerks away, sickened by weakness and *want*.
a multitude of science references
Date: 2012-05-29 04:01 am (UTC)2. The experiment to find the Higgs-Boson had…unexpected results, but this ‘Arceus’ was almost better.
3. Jon climbed on to Arceus’ back, put on his sunglasses, and set out to fight Disco-Mothra
4. Bemused, Jon accepted the designation “scp” and Arceus’ company, and offered assistance to this “foundation”.
5. Arceus steps, galaxy to galaxy, looking – pauses, as it finds someone looking back.
6. The berries are rare, difficult to grow – Arceus accepts them from Jon’s hand gladly.
7. Sometimes, they tweak physics and wait to see how long it takes scientists to notice.
8. Laurie dies, in-between Jon’s long heartbeats – Arceus’ horns brush his hand, once, and then solitude.
9. Energy sparks between them – Jon gasps, the sensation deeper than anything before.
10. They thought about sex, but kept getting distracted by watching their creations grow.
i almost went with kimbley meeting glowy bob but this works too
Date: 2012-06-04 05:31 pm (UTC)2. The smirking Vietcong with tattooed hands is the only looking at Jon without fear.
3. Inexplicably, Eddie was now a bowl of petunias. “Er.” Kimbley blinks, mid-transumtation. “Sorry about that.”
4. “The Comedian,” the man gestured, “The Joker,” another gesture, “So what’re you?” Kimbley only smiled.
5. All the soldiers laughed, but Kimbley was the only one who got the joke.
6. “Impressive.” Kimbley shrugged. “I’m good with bombs. Want one?” “When I come back,” Eddie promised.
7. The fullmetal kid was just so earnest, and it was fun to make him flail.
8. They spared his life but took his hands – Eddie pressed a drink to Kimbley’s mouth.
9. Kimbley licked blood from Eddie’s neck. “Yours?” “Maybe.” He laughed, bit down. “Now it is!”
10. Sex is good, but war is better.
also, file under "aus that need to happen"
erk yeah sorry for doing this at this hour
Date: 2012-06-07 04:36 am (UTC)2. He’s another runaway, muttering, “but my father…” Joker says, “Our father’s better,” trying to smile.
3. “Uh. Thanks. But I don’t want to be a dog?” N blinked. “Why not?”
4. “No, he’s not a parselmouth, actually,” N glared, hugging the snakes, hissing, “You’re scaring them!”
5. Humans are strange, almost worthless – but N finds that he likes Joker’s smile.
6. They buy a kitten together, and N says she said her name was “Scruffles.”
7. “Why do people keep singing “we’re nothing but mammals” at me?” Joker stilled, blanching.
8. Joker’s shaking, tears ruining his makeup – N is bad at comforting humans, but he manages.
9. N bites down, growling, “Mine.” – Joker gasps back, “Yes, please, again.”
10. “We can’t now!” N scrambles off the bed, covering Scruffles’ eyes protectively.
i decided that first one was too unsettlingly plausible to be crack
behold as i resist hitler referencnes
Date: 2012-06-14 01:17 am (UTC)2.An immortal army in the hands of the council? Disaster. In her hands, however…
3.The immortal army can infect others. Oliver wishes she were surprised.
4.Wrath had zombies, Adrian a squid – Oliver has loyal soldiers, and those win every time.
5.The “fuehrer’s” in a tropical shirt, shorts, sandals – She glares, asks, “Is this a test?”
6.He makes the mistake of flowers, *once*. After that, he sends top recruits instead.
7.The sword fight was a draw, so they had to settle by who had better hair.
8.“I must say, your soldiers are clearly superior-” “Quiet.” “They should have won.” “They didn’t.”
9.She rides him, red silk tying him to the bed – she likes him this way.
10.Powerful, brilliant, iron-willed: all the things his wife is not, and why Oliver must die.
i can't help but laugh at will's imagined face
Date: 2012-06-17 01:48 am (UTC)2. They meet because Ciel finds the notebook instead of a demon.
3. Turns out Light really was Jesus. Will sighed at the impending paperwork.
4. Hogwarts has many ghosts, from when reaping was less... refined. Still, Ryuk likes it there.
5. Ryuk is even stranger than Grell. Will didn't know that was possible.
6. Will promises to buy apples if Ryuk promises to clean up the cores.
7."...I'm ignoring you." "Give me apples!" "Stop doing handstands." "I caaaan't."
8.It's okay, William means under his scowl, there will always be more interesting humans.
9. Sometimes, if Ryuk asks very nicely, Will wears the polka-dot tie.....
10. ....but Ryuk is bad at asking nicely.
I would pay to see this crossover honestly
Date: 2012-06-17 01:51 am (UTC)1. They both want to kill her, so bad it blinds them - is that love, maybe?
2. Red stares at her murdered children, her dead *queen* - Grell explains, "You could be beautiful."
3. Grell wasn't really a woman, but that was okay - neither were they.
4. Queen Victoria ignores the expression Zelda as Red tries to stop Grell poking chickens.
5. The Queen kills and uses children guiltlessly - Grell watches and thinks, "Glorious."
6. Eventually, they only kill when the Queen says they can. It's progress.
7. Ah, but Ciel pulls the most hilarious faces when he finds out.
8. At the Phantomhive funeral, the Queen offers her a monogrammed handkerchief.
9. Turns out Victoria will try anything once.
10. Even Grell is a little unsettled when the puppet gets to watch.
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Date: 2012-05-07 02:35 am (UTC)the hardest part of this meme: really tempting aus
Date: 2012-05-11 12:06 am (UTC)2. 12 years old and more skilled than anyone expected – Misao swallows, and enters Kanryu’s estate.
3. Misao’s wings are raven-black and beautiful, and he envies her ease in flight.
4. Kaiba and Aoshi stare silently for ten minutes before Kaiba says, “…nice jacket.”
5. She’s organizing the clean-up of the inn, and Aoshi realizes that she’s grown up without him.
6. “Come on, the festival’s started!” Aoshi sighs, but she knows his eyes are smiling.
7. Misao finished tying the pink bow with a flourish – at Aoshi’s glare Okina laughed harder.
8. She wasn’t sick, damn it, but she took Aoshi’s offered soup anyway.
9. He’s certain he could escape the ropes, but her grin makes him want to stay.
10. She’s too young, and that is that. Aoshi doesn’t think of when she’s older.
Re: the hardest part of this meme: really tempting aus
Date: 2012-05-12 06:33 pm (UTC)I love the one with Kaiba of course - I so want them to meet because they're so similar and yet 10 years apart, and that experience makes a difference, mainly I think that Aoshi is so much quieter.
I likied that in the opening one, Aoshi's not sure whether he should feel guilt - I think that says a lot for how numb and distant he feels from everything.
And Misao is so bubbly - even in the much appreciated bondage!smut.
the humor one is subtle and also awful
Date: 2012-05-22 01:36 am (UTC)2. Tobias lies dead at his feet - Michael chokes on nausea, guilt - Death walks past him.
3. The afterlife is full of sheep, but humans never believed that, so Death never explained.
4. The hobbits are pleasant, but Gandalf makes Micheal's eyes burn. (Turns out it's mutual.)
5. Humans blur into each other, hard to distinguish, but Death pauses on this one, watching.
6. It was still Death, but he rather wanted to offer the rotting rabbit a carrot.
7. The human normally met Death's "eyes" but this hanged corpse drew his attention... lower.
8. "...it was necessary." Michael huffs a laugh he barely feels. "I suppose."
9. "That feels... good?" Death asks, watching Michael's energy flaring. "Yes, yes," Michael gasps, smiling.
10. "Are there any...others, like you?" "No." "...do you get lonely?" "...no. ...why?" "...no reason."
Re: the humor one is subtle and also awful
Date: 2012-05-22 01:50 am (UTC)The first time one is hot! The thing is, I can see Death thinking like that. There’s that kind of not sure why anything’s different bewilderment that fits so many of their interactions and has its own odd kind of sweetness.
Thy humor one is really funny in a did she just write that and should I be laughing kind of way.