I haz a meme.

[splinteredstar]

Swiped from speaky_bean 

Give me a pairing and I shall tell you the following:

1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.

I think y'all know my fandoms...

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[edmondia.livejournal.com]

Only in this bizarrely happy crack au, I think, as CP canon!L is asexual... but would pull this shit for lulz, so maybe it's not that au.

"I hate you and I'm never letting you do that again."

"6.8%."

"You're just making those numbers up."

"Perhaps. You're now at 27.2%."

"And if I did let you do that again?"

"27.8% for trying to seduce your way out of your obvious guilt."