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splinteredstar) wrote2011-07-22 05:13 pm
splinteredstar) wrote2011-07-22 05:13 pm
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speaky_bean
Give me a pairing and I shall tell you the following:
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
I think y'all know my fandoms...
speaky_bean Give me a pairing and I shall tell you the following:
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
I think y'all know my fandoms...
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Which isn't exactly a pairing... threesomes still count, yes?
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1. Well, that depends. Kain has a touch of the whirlwind to him, in bed - a wildness that his lovers temper but do not tame. Rosa likes it when he's wild, likes making him loosen his self control and press her to the bed. Cecil likes it too, really - Cecil is always gentle, always aware of the callouses on his hands and the slightly-more-than-human strength in his grip. But Kain likes it best when the two of them get that mischievious glint in their eyes and smile, tying him down and showing him how much they want him. So yeah, variable I suppose.
2. Cecil. Much to Kain's annoyance. (He doesn't even take *care* of it and it's still all soft and shiny and probably glows in the dark because Cecil is *stupid* and pretty like that.) Rosa tends to just sort of laugh at them both and talk them into letting her putting ribbons in.
3. Kain managing to blame himself for Golbez, Cecil doing the same. And various political issues - Cecil is a bit of a pacifist, really, because he's seen too much of war - Kain is more agressive, even if he acknowledges that it's probably better to be friends with other leaders that doesn't mean you shouldn't keep an eye on them...
4. Hmm...I think Rosa'd handle it best. Kain would be devestated if the other two died - blame himself to death, essentially. I tend to read him a bit like Riku, honestly - his people are the most valuable things to him, especially know that he feels that the kingdom doesn't need him - and if either of the others died... it wouldn't be pretty. Cecil might do something simiilar - blame himself into a shamble. He'd still have his kingdom, but that's all. Rosa has a bit more... well, temperance really - she's done some stupid things for love, but she also knows how to hold herself together and keep moving.
5. I may or may not have bits of fic in my head where, after much yelling and confessions and "oh god is that what was going on we are idiots for not figuring this out sooner," they sort of settle down. Kain is captain of the dragoons and adviser to the King and Queen, and while no one has *said* that they know about the three of them... rumors fly, and well, the Princess doesn't exactly take after Cecil. She nearly gave her teachers a heart attack when she declared one day that she didn't need to know how to be a lady because she wasn't going to be a princess she was going to be the *bestest* Dragoon there ever was. Her name is Amelia and while she occasionally makes Kain want to find his father's ghost and apologize for *everything* and he's still sort of flailing over this fatherhood thing, Kain's also something like happy, or at least he thinks he is, and as long as he can make Cecil laugh and Rosa smile that's enough.
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1. "....if you put that in there I'll get a yeast infection." "There are treatments for that." "....put. The lolipop. DOWN." There is also much arrangement of L's limbs and shushing her because if they get caught it's Totally L's Fault.
2. Light, obviously. L has crumbs and possibly small woodland aminals living in hers.
3. Justice and Kira and how no, Light does not need to eat more sugar she is on a perfectly healthy diet thank you very much, unlike some strange freaks of nature she could name. Also, the fact that she gets ice cream stains in awkward spots now.
4. L. She'd be upset but not terribly, because Light Probably Deserved It, but Light would be kind of heartbroken, because the shiniest thing she's ever seen is *gone* now. Of course it matters *why* each of them died - Light would be able to handle L dying at her hands much better than a freak car accident or something. If Light killed L she might be okay with it, because L is still her enemy and even if she doesn't like to think about the game ending any ending other than victory is Not On.
5. In all variations of this pairing I'm still always kind of amazed when double-suicide (or murder-suicide) is one of the less depressing possible ends. But... Hm. Generally for these two I go with Light deciding that Killing Everything isn't the most efficient way, and works with L - who obviously isn't letting Walking Weapon of Mass Destruction Light out of sight. Or they might just shoot each other and die in each other's arms.
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Yes, double-murder-suicide is about as happy as it gets for them.
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"Well that's... less horrifying."
"So Light-kun will consent."
"Light-kun will not."
"She will."
"The bed is already a disaster area without adding chocolate syrup to the mix."
"Who said anything about the bed?"
"...continue..."
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"...how did you get so much of it in my hair?!"
"I would have thought that was obvious, Light-kun...?"
"MY OTHER HAIR."
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"Oh, certainly Light-kun. *innocent smile* Join me in the shower?"
"....actually no I'll do it myself. NO YOU CANNOT WATCH."
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"WE ARE ERASING ALL THE TAPES."
"The tapes are evidence, Light-kun."
"ALL OF THEM."
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"I believe that... Mastuda-san is on surveliance duty today."
"....how high would the percentage be if I tried to strangle you?"
"23%. And it went up to 5% because you asked."
"...I hate you."
"5.2 %, Yagami-kun."
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"I hate you and I'm never letting you do that again."
"6.8%."
"You're just making those numbers up."
"Perhaps. You're now at 27.2%."
"And if I did let you do that again?"
"27.8% for trying to seduce your way out of your obvious guilt."
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If I write this fic I'm blaming it on you
2. Wrath. His mustache is fuller and scruffier, which means he has more powerful hair.
3. Who's the real King, and the value of burning corpses vs. using them for Experiments
4. Wrath. Seeing as Hitler is probably convinced that Wrath is some sort of Uberclone of himself for purposes of brain transplanting (fuck now I want to write that fic), he'd be rather upset if Wrath died. Wrath probably wouldn't notice, assuming he hadn't killed Hitler himself.
5. It involves brainwashing. And ponies. ...and nyancat.
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2. Hah, probably Yami. Winning points for color and such. Since I can't imagine that Kaiba usually pays all that much attention to it.
3. ...everything? Probably Yuugi and Mokuba and well, everything.
4. *winces* Hard to imagine. They'd both suck it up and move on... Kaiba's generally the more emotionally fragile, but... Yami might not take it well either...
5. I think you've about written it, love. *wink* Book's my favorite for a reason.
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Have at it.
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2. Sebastian, obviously. Which Arshad is quietly jealous of.
3. Their various masters and the treatment thereof.
4....Sebastian, obviously. Not like he gives a damn, mostly...
5. Haaah. Their masters getting together and having one big happy compound and not strangling each other, and Arshad and Agni sorting out their differences, and Sebastian not eating anyone.