I haz a meme.

[splinteredstar]

Swiped from speaky_bean 

Give me a pairing and I shall tell you the following:

1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.

I think y'all know my fandoms...

Comments

[edmondia.livejournal.com]

Theirs is a sticky love, ohohoho.

"...how did you get so much of it in my hair?!"

"I would have thought that was obvious, Light-kun...?"

"MY OTHER HAIR."

[starsplinter.livejournal.com]

"...you are so helping me wash this out."

"Oh, certainly Light-kun. *innocent smile* Join me in the shower?"

"....actually no I'll do it myself. NO YOU CANNOT WATCH."

[edmondia.livejournal.com]

"Don't be foolish, Light-kun, I always watch. My cameras are everywhere."

"WE ARE ERASING ALL THE TAPES."

"The tapes are evidence, Light-kun."

"ALL OF THEM."

[starsplinter.livejournal.com]

I feel like this pairing could be accurately described as, "L is a pervert and Light is Perpetually Appalled."

"I believe that... Mastuda-san is on surveliance duty today."

"....how high would the percentage be if I tried to strangle you?"

"23%. And it went up to 5% because you asked."

"...I hate you."

"5.2 %, Yagami-kun."

[edmondia.livejournal.com]

Only in this bizarrely happy crack au, I think, as CP canon!L is asexual... but would pull this shit for lulz, so maybe it's not that au.

"I hate you and I'm never letting you do that again."

"6.8%."

"You're just making those numbers up."

"Perhaps. You're now at 27.2%."

"And if I did let you do that again?"

"27.8% for trying to seduce your way out of your obvious guilt."