I haz a meme.

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Swiped from speaky_bean 

Give me a pairing and I shall tell you the following:

1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.

I think y'all know my fandoms...

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Wrath/Hitler

If I write this fic I'm blaming it on you

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1. Stroke each other's 'staches and mutter about how they're going to destroy them all, all of them, all those little worms and ants that call themselves humans...
2. Wrath. His mustache is fuller and scruffier, which means he has more powerful hair.
3. Who's the real King, and the value of burning corpses vs. using them for Experiments
4. Wrath. Seeing as Hitler is probably convinced that Wrath is some sort of Uberclone of himself for purposes of brain transplanting (fuck now I want to write that fic), he'd be rather upset if Wrath died. Wrath probably wouldn't notice, assuming he hadn't killed Hitler himself.
5. It involves brainwashing. And ponies. ...and nyancat.