ext_170699 ([identity profile] edmondia.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] splinteredstar 2011-07-23 09:00 pm (UTC)

Only in this bizarrely happy crack au, I think, as CP canon!L is asexual... but would pull this shit for lulz, so maybe it's not that au.

"I hate you and I'm never letting you do that again."

"6.8%."

"You're just making those numbers up."

"Perhaps. You're now at 27.2%."

"And if I did let you do that again?"

"27.8% for trying to seduce your way out of your obvious guilt."

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