1. "....if you put that in there I'll get a yeast infection." "There are treatments for that." "....put. The lolipop. DOWN." There is also much arrangement of L's limbs and shushing her because if they get caught it's Totally L's Fault.
2. Light, obviously. L has crumbs and possibly small woodland aminals living in hers.
3. Justice and Kira and how no, Light does not need to eat more sugar she is on a perfectly healthy diet thank you very much, unlike some strange freaks of nature she could name. Also, the fact that she gets ice cream stains in awkward spots now.
4. L. She'd be upset but not terribly, because Light Probably Deserved It, but Light would be kind of heartbroken, because the shiniest thing she's ever seen is *gone* now. Of course it matters *why* each of them died - Light would be able to handle L dying at her hands much better than a freak car accident or something. If Light killed L she might be okay with it, because L is still her enemy and even if she doesn't like to think about the game ending any ending other than victory is Not On.
5. In all variations of this pairing I'm still always kind of amazed when double-suicide (or murder-suicide) is one of the less depressing possible ends. But... Hm. Generally for these two I go with Light deciding that Killing Everything isn't the most efficient way, and works with L - who obviously isn't letting Walking Weapon of Mass Destruction Light out of sight. Or they might just shoot each other and die in each other's arms.
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1. "....if you put that in there I'll get a yeast infection." "There are treatments for that." "....put. The lolipop. DOWN." There is also much arrangement of L's limbs and shushing her because if they get caught it's Totally L's Fault.
2. Light, obviously. L has crumbs and possibly small woodland aminals living in hers.
3. Justice and Kira and how no, Light does not need to eat more sugar she is on a perfectly healthy diet thank you very much, unlike some strange freaks of nature she could name. Also, the fact that she gets ice cream stains in awkward spots now.
4. L. She'd be upset but not terribly, because Light Probably Deserved It, but Light would be kind of heartbroken, because the shiniest thing she's ever seen is *gone* now. Of course it matters *why* each of them died - Light would be able to handle L dying at her hands much better than a freak car accident or something. If Light killed L she might be okay with it, because L is still her enemy and even if she doesn't like to think about the game ending any ending other than victory is Not On.
5. In all variations of this pairing I'm still always kind of amazed when double-suicide (or murder-suicide) is one of the less depressing possible ends. But... Hm. Generally for these two I go with Light deciding that Killing Everything isn't the most efficient way, and works with L - who obviously isn't letting Walking Weapon of Mass Destruction Light out of sight. Or they might just shoot each other and die in each other's arms.