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splinteredstar) wrote2009-10-28 08:07 pm
splinteredstar) wrote2009-10-28 08:07 pm
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Meme swiped from Nana!
→You post a pairing.
→Any character(s) you want from Death Note, Yuugiou, Watchmen, Full Metal Alchemist, or...what little any of you know of my original stuff.
→I write 10 different categories.
→Each in
→Post as many pairings as you want.
Swiped quite gleefully from
speaky_bean since I threw like three pairings at her. (Though Kit/L is kind of amazing.) ❶. Angst:
❷. AU:
❸. Crack!fic:
❹. Crossover:
❺. First Time:
❻. Fluff:
❼. Humor:
❽. Hurt/Comfort:
❾. Smut:
❿. UST:
Here's to not doing what I should be doing!
Also, thank you for those who replied to my emofest, either here or elsewhere. Love. Will reply soon.
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CRACK
Pride/Wrath
L/Mikami
Misa/Greedling
Bubastis/Jealous/Xaio Mei
Near/Dr. Manhattan
Sloth/Owlship
Rorschach/Shidou
Light/Zac Efron
You Crazy Fucker
❶. Angst: She stares into the distance, longing, waiting, and Greedling wants to brand her as his.
❷. AU: He’s just a pretty boy in Light-kun’s class, and though she doesn’t want to look…
❸. Crack!fic: Damn it, can’t they have one date without getting attacked by zombies?
❹. Crossover: Light may have awoken her from her slumber, but Misa likes the Other Prince.
❺. First Time: She’s soft, submissive and warm and for a very little while, Greedling is almost content.
❻. Fluff: He’s not snuggly even without his shield – not that that stops Misa from glomping him.
❼. Humor: “Yes, you like Light. But no threeways.” “And what does Ling think?” “…that doesn’t count.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “Misa, just because I won’t catch human diseases –““…will you cuddle with me?” “…fine.”
❾. Smut: He holds her squirming body down, purring, “You’ve always wanted to be owned, haven’t you?”
❿. UST: Misa clings to her boyfriend’s arm, and Greedling barely keeps himself from ripping them apart.
Re: First three sets
Misa/Greedling in particular works a lot better than I thought it would. (Laughed out loud at 6 & 7.) 10 also fits rather well in light of his epic freakout in the last chapter of FMA.
It says a lot about the weird and lonely ships you sail when Pride/Wrath is one of the pairings I added because I wanted a few that weren't too bizarre. Someone should write an AU where the one Fuhrer meets the other. (The movie doesn't quite count.) 1 & 6 both read like they're probably canon.
Honestly surprised you got to Rorschach/Shidou this early. Again, this one makes more sense than I expected it to - Rorschach with a note is a pretty damn interesting concept on its own. You really got this one; 3 & 7 through 10 are all frigging perfect.
Looking forward to the rest.
This one was actually pretty easy....
❶. Angst: Wrath will age and Wrath will die, and Pride pretends that it doesn’t matter.
❷. AU: Mengele’s creation smiles with too-pointed teeth, and the Fuehrer is torn between terror and temptation.
❸. Crack!fic: Pride wasn’t expecting his king to secretly be a queen – not that he minds.
❹. Crossover: “I don’t care if he has your mustache. I’m not interested in Nazis.”
❺. First Time: He’s desperate and unfulfilled, and Pride’s shadows feel like a blessing.
❻. Fluff: Wrath buys him chocolates, and he pretends they’re for Selim.
❼. Humor: “Pride, I am not ticklish, so stop it!” “Oh, really? I don’t quite believe you…”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “I’m injured, Pride.” “I know. Hold still for a moment and I’ll tighten the bandages.”
❾. Smut: Shadows slip under Wrath’s belt – he bites his lip and hopes his wife won’t notice.
❿. UST: Wrath can feel Pride staring at him hungrily, and tries to focus on his paperwork.
Damn it. Now I want to write a Shinigami!Roschach AU...
❶. Angst: If Rorschach could, he would kill the whole useless race and Shidou can’t stop him.
❷. AU: Rorschach was the only shinigami that really cared, and that almost made Shidou care too.
❸. Crack!fic: Shidou pulled away the mask and found only blood and muscle underneath.
❹. Crossover: This V offends his special human, so Shidou kills him.
❺. First Time: The first time Rorschach saw a shinigami it was reflected in a murderer’s eyes.
❻. Fluff: Shidou finds he likes sugar cubes, and Rorschach usually doesn’t mind sharing.
❼. Humor: “Contortions not amusing.” “You’re smiling!” “Not. Amused.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “…he quit.” “I won’t leave you, Rorschach.” “Not the same.”
❾. Smut: Shidou wasn’t human, and that was enough to keep the shame and rage at bay.
❿. UST: Shidou made fun of Jealous, until he saw his own special human.
Twitchy people are fun!
❶. Angst: It’s not what he wants, but he will obey his god and kill his lover.
❷. AU: He’s not as calm as Near or determined as Mello, but it’s Mikami L choses.
❸. Crack!fic: Mikami has sweet blood, apparently, and it makes L’s canine teeth ache with longing.
❹. Crossover: Rorschach’s clothes make Mikami want to murder, but L handles them both with ease.
❺. First Time: It wasn’t the sex that charmed Mikami, as much as L willingly cleaning up afterwards.
❻. Fluff: After an hour spent discussing cases and sweets, Mikami finds he can’t stop smiling.
❼. Humor: “Yes, Teru, I am wearing this. Please put the iron down until I have undressed.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Mikami sneezes on a date, and the next morning receives a basket of cold medicines.
❾. Smut: Staring down at Mikami, L feels power like he hasn’t since he held the notebook.
❿. UST: L watches Mikami in his cell, and tells Watari he’s just observing the prisoner.
Yay, Crack!
❶. Angst: Light writes down Zac’s name for denying Kira, and barely feels a touch of guilt.
❷. AU: A girl that looks just like him tempts him more than Light has ever known.
❸. Crack!fic: Apparently Zac wasn’t human. Light was way too familiar with this feeling.
❹. Crossover: “Light.” “Yes?” “We’re on an island. Why are there polar bears?” “Polar…shit.”
❺. First Time: The closet isn’t exactly comfortable, but at least Misa doesn’t have a key.
❻. Fluff: Light sighed, and grudgingly passed over a box of chocolates, ignoring the way Zac smiled.
❼. Humor: “…no, Light, I will not autograph your notebook.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “Yes, you’re injured. No, I won’t do your concert.” “You suck at comforting.” “So?”
❾. Smut: Light has always been a touch narcissistic, and Zac’s more than willing to oblige.
❿. UST: Light may only be there for Misa, but he’ll dream about this man.
Re: Second three sets
Love the Lost reference. Putting Light into that situation would be interesting, if only because he'd be far less inclined than the show's actual characters to fuck around when it came to finding out just what the ever-loving fuck was going on. In retrospect, I'm kinda surprised that autograph situation never came up in canon.
Once again, the Near/Manhattan AU sounds like a really good idea. Really wasn't expecting that crossover, but it works, I think. Agreed that Yossarian probably wouldn't like either of them much. It's weird how much sense this pairing seems to make the more one thinks about it.
Also: The smut prompts are better than you give yourself credit for.
Enjoying these a lot, will comment again after last three.
This was hard. Damn Near.
❶. Angst: Perhaps it’s in Jon’s nature to wander, but that doesn’t make it easier for anyone.
❷. AU: Near types, calm despite the grave situation – “Manhattan program has achieved self-awareness. Study is suggested.”
❸. Crack!fic: “Near. Your physical composition is different from most humans.” “Yes, I wondered when you’d notice.”
❹. Crossover: Manhattan and Near help win the war, but Yossarian still hates them both.
❺. First Time: Jon’s never submitted before, but Near’s easy dominance makes it easy.
❻. Fluff: Near doesn’t ask where Jon got the game, three months before it was officially designed.
❼. Humor: It’s worth it, Near decides, even if Mello’s scream of shock left his ears ringing.
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Mello is dead; Near leans against Jon’s chest and feels like he should be crying.
❾. Smut: Near’s skin tingles when Jon touches him, lower, lower, until Near finally stops thinking.
❿. UST: Near feels too young, and Jon loves Laurie, and that should be reason enough.
Egomaniacs assemble!
❶. Angst: He loves Light, but Light wanted to stop him; Adrian accepts the pain as deserved.
❷. AU: Interesting. Light’s never encountered a shinigami that’s trying to save the world before.
❸. Crack!fic: Whatever Light was expecting, it didn’t include tentacles….
❹. Crossover: Light’s instantly suspicious of Adrian’s new secretary, Sebastian, despite his obedience and charming smile.
❺. First Time: Not since L has Light felt this sort of excitement at a challenge.
❻. Fluff: It’s agreed - Light won’t mention the teddy bears if Adrian won’t mention the nightlight.
❼. Humor: “…Light, you know I love you. Please stop killing the fangirls. You’re acting like Misa.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “It almost worked.” Light mumbles, staring blankly, notebook dropping; Adrian can only hold him close.
❾. Smut: In the end, Adrian relents and lets Light top – luckily, he’s a natural at it.
❿. UST: As much as Adrian longs, to Light he is nothing more than a threat.
There's only so much emotional depth I can get out of Sloth, sorry.
❶. Angst: Sloth can’t sleep with the engine so loud, but he can’t leave, either.
❷. AU: Archie flapped his feathered wings slightly, and then came to rest on Sloth’s shoulder.
❸. Crack!fic: “You…you can talk?” “…I can. Does that bother you?” “…no.”
❹. Crossover: Sloth left the ship, and flopped down on top of the comfortable Snorlax.
❺. First Time: Archie is the only thing that doesn’t try to keep Sloth awake.
❻. Fluff: Sloth is careful not to dent anything when he curls up in the cockpit.
❼. Humor: “Pride…why are you twitching? This is friend…” “..never mind, Sloth.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: He’s so tired, so tired…but inside the ship, he’ll be left alone and that’s enough.
❾. Smut: It feels good, cold against him, and right now, Sloth doesn’t care about sleep.
❿. UST: The ship sees, but can never touch.
...I managed to not make it blatantly beastiality...
❶. Angst: He loves them both, but he loves that girl more.
❷. AU: The two girls like the little stitched-up stray cat, and decide to name him Jealous.
❸. Crack!fic: …pregnancy wasn’t supposed to be possible. Especially not his.
❹. Crossover: “I send out Panda and Lynx. Release your Pokémon, Ryuk!”
❺. First Time: Before them, only Misa could make him smile.
❻. Fluff: It takes them hours to pick so many apples, but Jealous’ smile is worth it.
❼. Humor: “…I don’t think me in a fursuit would work.” “Murr?” “No.”
❽. Hurt/Comfort: Misa may be hurt, but snuggling with his two furry friends helps the sympathetic pain.
❾. Smut: Shinigami shouldn’t want, but god, those tongues!
❿. UST: Jealous is used to watching from afar.
Re: Final three sets
Considering Sloth's probably not capable of being all that deep emotionally, and Archie is a cold unfeeling machine, you did all right there. 5 through 8 are adorable.
Last one was always going to be a bit weird. I mean how do you differentiate crack out a concept that is already so cracky? Ah yes, of course; M-preg. Well played, Splinty. The pokemon thing is strangely plausible. In fact, I reckon some of the more proactive Shinigami sometimes use their notes to make humans fight each other with sticks and that.
Anyway, I think you did a great job on these, so thanks for that. You = teh awesome.
Because I don't write enough for you
❶. Angst: Space was cold and lonely and there were never visitors.
❷. AU: Pluto was the largest of them all, but it never forgot its moon.
❸. Crack!fic: It turns out that they were _both_ Jesus.
❹. Crossover: “No, Luke! That’s not the Death Star!”
❺. First Time: None of the other giant hunks of rock ever stayed around before.
❻. Fluff: “We can share the gravity, can’t we?”
❼. Humor: Sometimes when Pluto wasn’t looking, Charon threw meteors at it.
❽. Hurt/Comfort: “It’s okay. You’ll always be a planet to me.”
❾. Smut: Charon snuggled closers – somewhere on Pluto, a volcano exploded.
❿. UST: Giant hunks of rock and magma couldn’t really do much, sex-wise.
Re: Because I don't write enough for you
Also, everyone knows that the Death Star prefers to hang out around Saturn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herschel_(crater_on_Mimas))...