random memelike thing

[splinteredstar]

so. a thing. because i have a day off for the first time in a week and a half. 

give me a character and i'll give you headcanon. sound good? 

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manslut #1

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He smokes, mostly whatever he can get his hands on, and ashes his cigars on Sebastian's coats.

The only thing he can cook is curry, and even that only sort of.

"Curry" on the other hand...

Drugs don't do fuck all, but he can fake a high.

He knows all of Sebastian's sweet spots, all his kinks - knows that if he wants he to make Sebastian's eyes flare with lust he just slides to his knees and calls him "daddy"

But turnabout is fair play, and Sebastian makes him weak in the knees.

He doesn't like the Phantomhive brat, because his brother his boring now, collared and some part of the fascianted bastard likes it (no one puts a collar on Sebastian but him) - and it's stupid, because he's waited for centuries for his perfect brother to mess up and it's happened and now he's furious.

He and Sebastian had picked their surnames together. Konstantinov because Constantine was a fucking loon, and the Russian is charmingly exotic most places he goes.

'sides, it's fun watching people try and spell it.

Dimitri had asked - shouldn't we share a surname, since we're brothers? Sebastian had smirked and said, it's scandalous enough that we are both men... aaaand the discussion was over.

Soma is - something else, and his faith is contagious, delicious except he doesn't want to ruin him, just...look at him for a while, because he's amazing -

-and he refuses to admit that he's starting to get why Sebastian likes humans so much.