Many of his appliances have AI, including several that shouldn't.
He can tell of his Roombas apart, even if no one else can. (Bruce is learning.)
He and Rhodey have never fucked. (Not for lacking of effort on Tony's part, though.)
Pepper is not his wife or his girlfriend. She looked at him for a long moment and then started laughing.
(He's secretly grateful. He would break her.)
He didn't fuck Obie either. They did make out once, though when Tony was drunk and fifteen. (Obie had pushed him away, saying they shouldn't, but Tony wasn't drunk enough to believe that he meant it.)
He never told anyone about Yinsen.
Pepper suspects, because he slips up sometimes - says "we" instead of "I" when talking about the cave - but hasn't asked.
When Fury throws the cards down, it's Yinsen that Tony thinks of. (just wait to you see avengers)
He tries to push Steve away too, because Steve is even more perfect than Pepper and he can't bear to destroy him.
Steve doesn't really let him.
Bruce is his favorite.
When the Higgs was announced, he was in the middle of a press conference and happened to check his phone. He squeaked for about five minutes, and thrust his phone at Bruce. Bruce blinked and read it and then also squeaked and the next ten minutes were full of fanboying and trying to explain the significance to Steve and then giving up and Tony on the phone calling for a plane and yes, JARVIS, *all* of the alcohol. Then he and Bruce got drunk and crashed CERN'S party.
He's as surprised as anyone else when people keep in touch with him after, even if he was the one who gave Steve a phone.
sooo many tony feels
He can tell of his Roombas apart, even if no one else can. (Bruce is learning.)
He and Rhodey have never fucked. (Not for lacking of effort on Tony's part, though.)
Pepper is not his wife or his girlfriend. She looked at him for a long moment and then started laughing.
(He's secretly grateful. He would break her.)
He didn't fuck Obie either. They did make out once, though when Tony was drunk and fifteen. (Obie had pushed him away, saying they shouldn't, but Tony wasn't drunk enough to believe that he meant it.)
He never told anyone about Yinsen.
Pepper suspects, because he slips up sometimes - says "we" instead of "I" when talking about the cave - but hasn't asked.
When Fury throws the cards down, it's Yinsen that Tony thinks of. (just wait to you see avengers)
He tries to push Steve away too, because Steve is even more perfect than Pepper and he can't bear to destroy him.
Steve doesn't really let him.
Bruce is his favorite.
When the Higgs was announced, he was in the middle of a press conference and happened to check his phone. He squeaked for about five minutes, and thrust his phone at Bruce. Bruce blinked and read it and then also squeaked and the next ten minutes were full of fanboying and trying to explain the significance to Steve and then giving up and Tony on the phone calling for a plane and yes, JARVIS, *all* of the alcohol. Then he and Bruce got drunk and crashed CERN'S party.
He's as surprised as anyone else when people keep in touch with him after, even if he was the one who gave Steve a phone.