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splinteredstar ([personal profile] splinteredstar) wrote2009-10-09 02:09 pm
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Dear Guy On My Floor

You found a baby turtle in the hall. You have decided to take care of it. And named it Squirtle.

While I worry about the wisdom in adopting a wild turtle and keeping in an environment it's not used to.... You still get about a million awesome points.

P.S. You better take care of that darling thing, or I will rip out your jawbone and beat you to death with it.


S