Crossover glee!

Meme gleefuly stolen from speaky_bean!


You, the reading list, give me two characters you know I'm familiar
with from different fandoms, and I'll give you a dialogue between them,
without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds
clashed, or how they could even meet each other -- just a silly
crossover conversation for fun with no backstory


Crossover away! And multiple requests are fine.