Dear FMA:

HOW DO YOU DO THIS EVERY MONTH.

SERIOUSLY. I AM FAIRLY GOOD AT PREDICTING THINGS. AND YET YOU BLINDSIDE ME. REPEATEDLY AND WITH GREAT FORCE.

HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING IT IS LIKE THE MOST LOGICAL THING EVER. WHAT THE HELL, SELF.

IN CLOSING: I <3 YOU, FMA.

S